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Beer of the Moment...

Stone Arrogant Bastard

The name pretty much explains it all. AB kicks some serious ass and doesn’t bother taking names. Stone lets you know right on the bottle that “It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality or depth.” Well the one thing that Stone didn’t count on is that I was raised on hops and barley. When your father is an abusive drunk, you grow up with the taste and sophistication that allows you to appreciate and ale with the quality and depth that Arrogant Bastard possesses. That’s one thing MADD won’t teach you. Now let me break it down for you. I’ve heard people call it a brown ale; most commonly AB is considered an american strong ale; but to my bruised and battered lips, AB is a smoked pale ale. The traditional hoppy feel is replaced by a darker smoked hop flavor that lingers longer than expected. Stone has finally made a beer that simulates the effect of smoking and drinking, so you can save your lungs for more important things like…. maybe…. oxygen. I try to only destroy one major organ at a time. Arrogant Bastard is not for everyone. So remember, maybe you should “stick to a safer and more familiar territory — maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery” in the Rockies. Arrogant Bastard is a beer best enjoyed by it’s own kind.

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Golf Course of the Moment...

Mission Trails

Mission Trails is a course that on it’s own, is fairly forgetable. However it seems to be a course that I use to describe other courses. Along with Balboa Park, Riverwalk, and Eastlake, you can describe any course in San Diego. For example: Bonita Golf Club is layed out like Riverwalk, with a Mission Trails like course condition, that has a Balboa Park pace of play. Oh did I forget one? ok… umm…… It’s in the same general area as Eastlake. There I used all five. But we’re not talking about Bonita or those other four. Today we are talking about Mission Trails. The course is generally in fair condition, not horrible, but there are noticeably not in top condition. The most memorable holes seem to have an exagerated feel to them. #4 is a 292 yard par 4 that looks longer until you drive the green and give 4 grandpas reasons to go buy a pack of depends. #5 is a slight dogleg left that features a concrete stormwater drain below the green that makes you think twice about what club you want to hit over it. Finally #14 is a 574 yard par 5 that is dead straight but feels like it’s twice as long.Mission Trails ranks in at umm… crap.. I forgot the name.. you know what I’m talking about.. What is the name of that beer with those funny commercials. Oh well. It’s not important.   What was I talking about again????

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