Beer ‘N Golf

Nothing makes me want to go pump some iron and drink a Michelob Ultra more than when I play a Nike “Juice”.  Nike’s Juice gives me the feeling that I have just shot up a substance that is probably illegal and will keep me up for the next 14 hours wanting to display my manhood by breaking the MLB home run record. So…… just to set the record straight, I have never and would never use performance enhancing drugs. When it comes to needles, I stay away from everything but heroin….. The bottom line is that Nike’s Juice gives me the confidence that I can get there. It doesn’t matter that I knocked out the marshall sitting at the next tee box, at least I didn’t leave it short. With my self esteem, I need every bit of help to believe that I am long enough…… 

Nike Juice

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