So I can taste the vanilla part, but I’m having a hard time convincing myself that this is a porter. It’s dark, and heavy, but the aftertaste……(taking a few sips….) Yeah, that definitely tastes like my childhood community swimming pool. Too much chlorine and testosterone.  Not enough pussy or porter. Seriously, it has a distinct chlorine aftertaste. I have never disliked a porter this much…. But I’ve only got 5 oz left, and I am never one to waste alcohol, so…….BRB…… sorry, I had to go throw up… 4 oz more… Wish me luck.