Ok …. I know what you’re thinking. The same thoughts ran through my head. Why the f**k am I buying this? Well…. Ill tell you why. I am a smart rational man. I finally realized how much money I have been wasting on my liver. With how much money I’ve spent in the last year on good beer, I could have done 10 times the damage to my liver if only I had known the magical potency that $1.69 could buy. Now, I haven’t actually drank it yet, But the economics alone are reason enough to make the switch from good tasty beer to homeless alcoholic malt liquor. At $1.69 for 32oz of Smooth tasting premium malt liquor with 6%ABV, that comes out to $0.88 per oz of alcohol. Even Arrogant Bastard at only $3.59 for a 22oz at 7.2%ABV equals $2.26 per oz of alcohol. You can see why my day job is in accounting. (And by accounting, I mean accounting for where I left the remote last.) Enough with this money bullsh*t, I’m gonna go try this heavenly concoction………. Yeah….. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for wasting the last 13 sentences of your life. I have very quickly come to the realization that money can buy you happiness, and it takes much more than $1.69 to buy happiness. Let me put it this way. What came first? The King Cobra or the poverty? All I can say is that you’re screwed either way. Learn from my mistakes and stick with the good stuff. There’s plenty of good (even decent) beer to choose from.