Normally I would review each beer individually, but since I tried them all in a sampler, I figured I’d pass along the review in the same fashion. Now for those of you who don’t know where or what the f#*k Brewbakers is, don’t feel bad…… In fact feel good that you haven’t spent any considerable […]

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Eureka!!! I finally found a Brown Ale exactly like every other brown ale. I have come to the realization that brown ale is like an American Lager. The only difference is that brown ales are usually made by decent hard working people. Ohh yeah, and they taste good. Other than that, the label will usually tell […]

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YES… I know that I grouped Sun Valley in the beer section. It is intentional and here’s the reason why: There is no way you can call this a golf course. I have certain standards that determine whether I am at a golf course, or whether I am passed out drunk in the alley behind […]

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Ok …. I know what you’re thinking. The same thoughts ran through my head. Why the f**k am I buying this? Well…. Ill tell you why. I am a smart rational man. I finally realized how much money I have been wasting on my liver. With how much money I’ve spent in the last year […]

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Rarely does a beer come around that makes me feel like a pussy and love it. If there has ever been a beer that belongs in the wine cooler section, this is definitely it. But then again, the bottle clearly states that this is a malt beverage, and not a beer. I shouldn’t even be […]

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They say the 11th anniversary is the darkest of all, because the newness is gone and the next big one is over 14 years away. But then again, they also say that the CIA is following me. Regardless of what the voices in my head say, they were right about that anniversary thing. Stone’s 11th […]

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Normally when I drink a new beer I take a moment to smell what I’m getting into, mostly to prepare my mouth for those hoppy hopmeister hopalicious quadruple IPAs you see a lot these days. Well, for some reason I just dove right into this beer and I must say I was quite impressed. It’s […]

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From the baked hippies in Norcal, comes this solar powered Pale Ale. If you ask me, I think they left my bottle in the sun a little too long. There’s nothing wrong with it, it just has an aftertaste that I can’t quite place. And since I am a world renowned beer expert, if I […]

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After four different people asked me when I would review Port’s IPA, I figured that it was time to give in to peer pressure. My mom always taught me not to give in to peer pressure and she held fast to that philosophy to the end. When the cops tried to talk her down from […]

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I guess what Lagunitas thinks Frank Zappa is one Arrogant Bastard. From what I can find, this is the third in Lagunitas series saluting the great Frank Zappa. After the first sip, I had to go back and grab the bottle to make sure that they really thought this was an ale. Halfway back to my […]

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