A couple of weeks back, the BeerNGolf crew suited up in our matching pinstripe knickers to sponsor and play in a tournament benefiting an outstanding charity, fightald.org. Now I can’t say with a good conscience that we here at BeerNGolf actually participated to benefit the charity. We really are genuinely sometimes quasi-decent people, but when […]
Entries Tagged as 'Golf'
Twin Oaks Golf Course
July 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: 18-Hole · Courses · Golf
Bonita Golf Club
June 26th, 2008 · No Comments
AHHH, Bonita…… Rarely does a course come around that actually embraces all of its deficiencies and doesn’t try to disguise them. The course is situated in Bonita Valley just west of the Sweetwater reservoir on the flattest piece of land imaginable. While most courses would break out the shovels to create at least a few […]
Tags: 18-Hole · Courses · Golf
Redhawk Golf Course
May 29th, 2008 · No Comments
Normally, a round of golf in Temecula might as well be in Rockport, Maine. I’m not willing to drive that far nor can I afford the gas to get there. But today is different. I just got my tax rebate, and I plan on stimulating more than just the economy if you know what I […]
Tags: 18-Hole · Courses · GPS Carts · Golf
The Vineyard version 2.0
May 27th, 2008 · No Comments
A few weeks back, I had an extra 30 gallons of gas to burn, so I decided to head out and play the The Vineyard. Now usually this is a choice I seldom regret, however this was a tuesday and as I was soon to find out, Tuesday is Old Fart day at the […]
Tags: Golf
Footjoy Dryjoys
April 20th, 2008 · No Comments
After my last pair of $39.00 Etonic’s died, I decided it was time to invest in a quality golf shoe. After all, if an alligator has to die, then it’s skin should obviously adorn the shoes of a man who has wrestled an alli or two in his time. In this rationalization, I determined to […]
Camelback Golf Club (Scottsdale)
April 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I thought that someone had finally taken my best idea and made it a reality. A strip club and golf course combined would make for the most glorious 4 hours of my life. Unfortunately I misread the name as Cameltoe Cuntry Club. You can imagine the disappointment I was in for after driving 6 hours […]
Tags: 18-Hole · Courses · GPS Carts · Golf
Nike Juice
March 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Nothing makes me want to go pump some iron and drink a Michelob Ultra more than when I play a Nike “Juice”. Nike’s Juice gives me the feeling that I have just shot up a substance that is probably illegal and will keep me up for the next 14 hours wanting to display my manhood […]
TaylorMade R7 Draw
March 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
PLEASE, don’t judge me because I owned this club for 36 hours. There’s a long story behind it and I won’t have your attention for much longer so I better make my point. Game Improvement Clubs have their place in the sport. But you should only be playing a club like the R7 Draw if […]
Nike Karma
March 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
When it comes to marketing, Nike has the rest of the golf community by its balls…………. Give it a second…….. The really cheesy jokes take a little longer to sink in……. That’s why I pay myself the big bucks. I’m the funniest writer this site can afford. Don’t tell my boss, but I would have […]
Tags: Balls · Equipment · Golf
Balboa Park 9
March 9th, 2008 · No Comments
Balboa 9 is a quasi-executive 9-hole course that desperately wants to impress it’s big brother next door. With 5 par 4’s, it hardly can be classified as executive. This is a great course to hone your skills at your lunch break. Personally I think the 9 hole is generally in better shape than the 18. […]
