Normally, a round of golf in Temecula might as well be in Rockport, Maine. I’m not willing to drive that far nor can I afford the gas to get there. But today is different. I just got my tax rebate, and I plan on stimulating more than just the economy if you know what I […]

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I thought that someone had finally taken my best idea and made it a reality. A strip club and golf course combined would make for the most glorious 4 hours of my life. Unfortunately I misread the name as Cameltoe Cuntry Club. You can imagine the disappointment I was in for after driving 6 hours […]

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I have a love/hate relationship with Riverwalk. This course is like that hooker you’ve been seeing for twenty years… and you don’t know why you keep going back until you get there, and remember that she’s the only hooker in town, and she doesn’t mind your post ejaculatory crying. Get the point yet??? Ok good. […]

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While some of you might disagree, I think Salt Creek is the ’sweetest’ course in San Diego. Did you pick up on that awesome joke I just made? I know, it’s corny, but I couldn’t resist. If it’s been a while since you’ve played here, all you need to know is that it’s not the […]

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At $35.00 including lunch (with coupon), I figured it would be worth the 35 minute drive.  I was able to walk on and get out within minutes. On to the course. Being that the course is situated in the heart of Eastlake, there was not a single hole without houses on at least one side. […]

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